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34 Hardest ‘Would You Rather?’ Questions That Will Make Your Brain Hurt

In line with the Urban Dictionary, ‘Would You Rather?’ is a fun game where you were given two scenarios which are usually humiliating and is made to pick one they would rather do. During the game, you normally find yourself finding the concealed messed up side of each one another because while playing with it there no way in hell you can hide it. So if you enjoy the concept of the game you and the questions bellow can play it yourself, or you are able to make it way more interesting by including more people, and prepare yourself to hear the weirdest explanations to why they decided on the option they chose.

1. Could you gain 200pounds for the remainder of your own life or rather lose your sex organs forever?

2. Can you rather have sex with your cousin in secret or not have sex with your cousin but everyone would believe you did?

3. Would you rather get explosive diarrhea every single time you meet with your boss or every single time you meet your SO’s parents?

4. Could you rather possess a head the magnitude of a tennis ball or the size of a watermelon?

5. Can you rather possess the top house in an area that is shitty or the worst house in a fancy neighborhood?

6. Could you rather have five members or no member?

7. Can you rather die saving 10,000 strangers from departure understanding no one would ever everyone would understand you decided not to save 10,000 folks’s lives? understanding know was you or live

8. Would you rather chemical peel out your entire nails of your fingers or pull most of the teeth from your mouth?

9. Can you rather freeze to death or burn to death?

10. Would you rather have no legs or no arms?

11. Can you rather have no fingers or no eyes?

12. Could you crap yourself for the rest of your own life in private every day or crap your pants in public once per year for the remainder of your own life?

13. Would you have sex with your brother/sister one time or be a virgin forever?

14. Can you rather have knives for fingers or manhood for fingers?

15. Can you rather live forever or die in the next five minutes?

16. Would you rather be married to Paris Hilton or Charlie Sheen?

17. Can you rather give or get a lap dance?

18. Would you rather have uncontrollable gas at work on every first date for the remainder of your lifetime for the remainder of your life or uncontrollable energy?

19. You can only hear one song for the remainder of your life.

20. Can you rather be filthy rich but have to be Justin Bieber’s dirt or assistant poor but get to be anyone’s helper you choose?

21. Would you rather everyone believes your life blows but it’s truly awesome or everyone thinks your life is shitty but it’s really great?

22. Would you rather have a time machine that just goes back in time or a time machine that just goes forward in time?

23. Can you rather have an animal best friend which could be any creature you decide on also it would be sensible and speak to you (and you could ride it around town if it’s a large creature like a bear) or be wed to someone having a hot body?

24. Could you rather have the superpower to not become visible or to fly?

25. Would you rather have money that is unlimited or endless love?

26. Can you rather have endless power or infinite regard?

27. Can you rather have power, unlimited cash, and respect or infinite sex?

28. Would you rather have everything you’ve ever desired but you die in one year or as it’s now live your life?

29. Would you rather be a hot moron or an ugly prodigy?

30. Can you rather have your ideas aired so that everyone will always understand that which you happen to be thinking as you are believing it or never be allowed to wear clothing but keep your thoughts to yourself?

31. Would you rather have terrible acne that is certainly just on areas which can be covered with moderate or clothing acne that’s only on your face?

32. Can you pay $5,000 of your own money for the person you hate most to on a spa holiday? or rather cut off one of your fingers

33. Would you rather have your SO look through your entire text/chat/ email history or your company?

34. Can you be able to take an airplane or never rather never have internet access again?